War was rough, I had been gone from my wife and children for two years now. With the help of a buddy, I was able to keep my composure and get home alive, he left before me due to losing his left leg, but I was sure I would see him again.
I didn't call my wife beforehand, I wanted my return to be a surprise for her and my children. The trip was long, and while it was sad that no one was there to pick me up, it made me hopeful that it would be better when I saw them once again.
When I opened the door, a man's voice rang through the home, a man's voice that I recognised. I walked deeper into the home to find my best bud sitting on the opposite end of the couch to my wife, all three of my children clinging to his arms. When he saw me, his face lit up, and he sprung off the couch, each of my children running toward me. I was confused at first, but then a whisper in my ear got me to understand.
"She tried to cheat on you," his voice was soft and sincere.
Who would have guessed my wife was a whore. That night he and I packed up our stuff and took the kids on a road trip, luckily we won ownership of my kids, who knew losing a leg led to marriage?

This was the request of a friend, so I hope you enjoyed it dude.